The story of 'La Bombe' is something that goes back to 1897... well, at least that was when it was made. It turned up in the attic of the farmhouse in April 2002 shortly after the commencement of a grand clearance. The rubbish and mountains of dusty shriveled corn husks (the remains of a thousand mouse banquets which had accumulated over the years) were being swept straight out of the little door in the eaves onto the ground below. At first glance it looked just like an ancient old wine bottle, the expensive kind that you just know is good by the thick layer of dust clinging to it. For some incredibly sensible reason the 'bottle' was given a closer inspection and carried downstairs instead of being thrown down with the other rubbish. There was much discussion about what it could be until Dominic, the local man-with-digger who had been busily excavating a huge hole for the fosse septique, took a look and said 'C'est une bombe!' The rusty 'bottle' suddenly began to command a new air of respect. A Polaroid was taken which Dominic then volunteered to take to local gendarmes, returning after an hour or so with the advice 'Ne touchez pas, très dangereuse!'
By this time La Bombe had been handled by three people, walked over by a whole family of local lizards and was sweating quietly under an old apple tree while it's fate was discussed. The blare of sirens and flashing of lights was duly anticipated but as the day wore on there were no gendarmes, no sirens and no bomb disposal squad. It was decided that the best thing to do was to leave it somewhere cool and out of the way as the chances were it was just an empty souvenir some old soldier had brought home. So it was left behind the lower barn.
It stayed there for the rest of the summer as the visits to France continued and the work on the house brought about its transformation. Christmas and the New Year came and went with further visits but 'la bombe' remained, looking a bit rustier but no less menacing.
Back at home advice was taken from a friend who is something of an expert on these things. He sent photocopies of some relevant pages from a weapons manual, handily written in French, which confirmed that it was indeed a First World War artillery bomb. He told us it was "as dangerous today as the day it was fired, P.S. Don't drop it " - nice sense of humour!
In April 2003 armed with all this paperwork a visit was paid to the local gendarmerie. Looking a little alarmed they took photocopies of the papers, made a few phone calls and said they would deal with it. There was however a slight problem. The bomb disposal squad would come from Bordeaux but only when there were enough bombs to make the trip worthwhile! In the meantime 'Ne touchez pas, très dangereuse!'
By this time 'La Bombe' had become a bit of a celebrity. Shortly after our visit to the gendarmes the story of its discovery made the regional newspaper and prompted a visit from some of the local villagers to have a look. Time passed and 'La Bombe' waited behind the lower barn for the bomb boys from Bordeaux to take it away.
Finally and to much relief, 'La Bombe' was removed before the subsiquent visit in July. All the junk has now been cleared from its various piles so at least we know there are no more hidden surprises!
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